the internet blew the fuck up over the weekend over the last Nintendo Direct.
Because of this fucking hat that turns Toadette into Peachette.
Which is just Peach with Toadette clothing.
Now, this fucking hat got people thinking.
And it got this guy thinking hard of what would happen if, say, Bowser got the fucking thing.
The Super Crown's some spicy new Mario lore pic.twitter.com/7DQe6UXvLQ
— haniwa (@ayyk92) September 19, 2018
Bowsette porn was born.
There are hundreds of fucking pics of Bowsette. Last check at an imagebooru had over 600(!!!) in 3 days, based on haniwa’s design.
That nibba opened the Horny Gate and bathed in its radiance.
But of course, I did collect all the good ones that I could find, as well as other characters wearing the Super Crown, here.
Nintendo: *creates an item that changes gameplay*
The Horny Gate, Clad in Keratin & Antlers, whose Cyclopean Eye Bears Witness To That Which Could Break the Seal, Whose Seal Holds Back the Tide of the Collected Lust of Nintendo Fans: T H I S B R E A K S T H E S E A L pic.twitter.com/i9w9Y8bkKn
— Be Just & Fear Not | Let None Survive (@SuperNerdMike) September 23, 2018
Ah, were it I to have bathed in the radiance of the Horny Gate’s blessings.
Also fuck, for real, uh. It affected NINTENDO’S STOCK.
We live in a time where Nintendo stock jumps from 44.64 to 46.61 immediately after #Bowsette blew up.
That's more than it jumped up after the last Nintendo Direct. I can't even believe this is a real thing. It's also the #1 trend on twitter in Japan. pic.twitter.com/WUiEE7GUxu
— AtlasOne (@TheAtlasOne) September 24, 2018
THE BLESSINGS OF THE HORNY GATE ARE UPON US LADS
We have witnessed the mountain top.
Let us hope that we can stay here, and see what other blessings will come upon us.
truly we live in the most blessed timeline